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stunningpicture:

I got high last night, and woke with this on my table

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theamazingindi:

diacrit:

"If you buy your girlfriend flowers, they will wilt. If you but your girlfriend a phone, it will break. Buy your girlfriend a wrench. Nothing will happen to a wrench."

this is painfully russian

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Me playing sports.

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jays-night:

i watched this for 10 minutes straight…

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blacksquares:

for my entire life i wondered why a dragonfly has an ass thats like 8 times as long as their body and tonight i finally felt compelled to investigate and as it turns out dragonflies breath thru their ass and can shoot water out of their butt hole to make them fly faster…….so…… i really did not expect that to be the answer but there it is

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thatfuckingcrowv2:

applecocaine:

A woman and her grandmother, both at age 20.

if shes her grandmother how are they both 20 nice try asshole

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homofaggins:

burqalicious:

quirkybrittany:

everyday-departure:

salsagurl:

seriously it’s 2013 where is this??

2013 and we can’t even electronically synthesize big macs out of nothing. We’re basically living in a dystopia.

"synthesize big macs out of nothing" is breaking the law of conservation of mass

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ever (⊙‿⊙✿)

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brittany u ok

I think brittany needs some air

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weeaboopolice:

talkin to ur mom on the phone like

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nosdrinker:

let’s 96 (ignore each other)

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